Well hello! My name is Emily and I’m here to write a no-nonsense food blog.

Don’t care about what I did the entire day before I made a pie? No worries! I won’t tell you. Don’t care about my kids? I don’t even have any!                                                                                        Don’t care about the countless trials it took to make the perfect cookie? I’ll only tell you the best way!

If you want good, easy-to-follow recipes with a touch of humor, you found the right place. Hope you have a great time cooking, baking, and drinking!

(Also, if you’re thinking, “This looks GREAT but honestly I hate cooking and baking,” just email me. I’ll do what I can to make your dreams come true!)